Fresh Paint
Monday, June 19, 2006
The Leno bit just writes itself, doesn't it?

Chocolate Maker Nestle to Buy Jenny Craig
We are excited to be partnering with Nestle Nutrition and believe Jenny Craig will fit nicely into, and in fact complement, their portfolio of branded nutritional products and services," said Patti Larchet, CEO of Jenny Craig. "We also believe being a strategic pillar within the Nestle organization will provide us with technical, scientific [ed. if you haven't fallen asleep by this point in the announcement, you are already asleep] and nutritional resources to further develop our program and continue to enhance our client experience [ed. WTF is that?] and results."
Not one word about the reason a lot of folks actually go to Jenny Craig....ummmm.... would that be....


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