Friday, October 29, 2004
Man, You Can't Leave Town For a Minute
Bin Laden, in Statement to U.S. People, Says He Ordered Sept. 11 Attacks
"It never occurred to us that the commander-in-chief of the American armed forces would leave 50,000 of his citizens in the two towers to face these horrors alone," he said, referring to the number of people who worked at the World Trade Center.Thanks Karl.
"It appeared to him (Bush) that a little girl's talk about her goat and its butting was more important than the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers. That gave us three times the required time to carry out the operations, thank God," he said.
They're trying to downplay it, I hear. Shouldn't this send the terror warning up to a pulsing, screaming crimson? Shouldn't all good Republicans hide indoors and not go to the polls?
Greetings from my undisclosed campaign bunker, custom-fitted to defend against anything bin Laden (or the Rovians) might have up their sleeves, though a nice fast internet connection would be nice instead of dialup. Have a lot to catch up on, obviously, but first must eat, then go work for a fresh new day for everyone.
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