Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Polar bear genitals shrinking due to pollution
The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.Hey, I thought size didn't matter. Guess female polar bears didn't get the memo.
Scientists report this shrinkage could, in the worst case scenario, endanger polar bears there and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to diminish.
Good evening, folks. Lots of stuff to report, but I don't feel like doing it at the moment, so would rather discuss the sex lives of polar bears.
However, if it puts a scare into some men out there (think: I'm next), maybe they'll see the light and vote with their balls this November. What I mean is:
Screw Bush (While You Still Have Them)
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