Thursday, April 28, 2005
Book of Revelations, AP Edition
Exploding Toads in a Pond in Hamburg, Germany, Baffle Scientists
BERLIN (AP) - More than 1,000 toads have puffed up and exploded in a Hamburg pond in recent weeks, and German scientists have no explanation for what's causing the combustion.Yet another sign that the apocalypse is upon us? Has anyone found the face of the Virgin in the pond yet?
The pond's water quality is no better or worse than other bodies of water in Hamburg, and the toads did not appear to have a disease, she said. A laboratory in Berlin has ruled out the possibility that it is a fungus that made its way from South America [ed. they always get blamed, don't they?], Kloepper said.
She said that tests will continue. In the meantime, city residents have been warned to stay away from the pond. [ed. duh, unless you're a slutty blonde in a horror flick]
Good morning, friends. Funny.... my jeans fit yesterday.... Feeling a little bloa..... ARGGGGGHHH!
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